Pocket Picker Picked Me

4th of January 2008
Sunny day
Kl Central KTM

I was waiting for the KTM at platform 5. The train came, I quickly walked to the entrance of the train. When I stepped into the train, suddenly "gling gling" then my KTM card dropped from my pocket. I quickly took up the card cause I felt my pocket was so empty, someone took away my hand-phone and I wanna see who the celaka took it.

Then I said:"I lost my hand-phone!!" Trying to hint others to look up the phone for me. I see here and there. Could not find.
KH:"Sure or not? See properly. Did you dropped it outside the train?"
I:" I am sure someone stole it."
KH:"Who took it? Did you recognize the fellow? Tell me, I'll get it back for you."
Now, still no one walk out from the train. So, I decided to stay inside the train.

Then, I look at the people that passed by me when I entered train. I suspected a few of them. But I am not so sure who's THE ONE! So, I tried to read their facial expression to see which one to catch. Then, I have a feeling a "Songkok Malay man" did it. His hand was inside his the right side pocket(probably trying to stop my bell strap from ringing). But I am still not so sure. AHH!! Kinda think of it, I should ask KH to call my phone. Lol.

A few minutes before the door close, the "Songkok Malay man" trying to walk out of the train. He walked very fast. Then I said:" It's him. He is the one who steal my hand phone." Actually I am still not so sure. But VERY fast one, I jumped out from train and walked to the idiot "Songkok Malay man". I don't know whether KH following after me(cause I jumped too fast and without seeing behind and scared the idiot will disappear from my eyesight).

But luckily, KH was behind me. We trying to approach "SMM" by walking not so fast(I scared SMM will run). However, he just stand there without moving.
So, KH said:" Saya mau saya punya hand-phone."

Celaka "SMM" took out the phone from his pocket(yeah, the one I saw, the right side one). Really that one. haha. Then imagine what, I said thank you to "SMM" cause I thought he said:"Oh, ini phone kamu ke?" LOL!! What a funny thing. Well, I got back my phone and it was really him, who pocket picked my phone. STOLE LA!!! Damn him!

I told people. They said I am lucky cause SMM is not with gang and he seems new.

A freshmen for Bachelor of Science (Hons) Pick Pocket. I think he just enrolled to this Degree course. Sien. An advice for him, Can you please you choose a REAL stupid person next time!!!

I know I LOOK stupid la KH! Wahlao.. lol..

** I have a SMM's (stupid idiot celaka dump freak) look but with a Dragon's brain**