fake holidays.

Just so you know, I was back to Jalan Tepi Sungai, Klang on last Wednesday to have a fake holidays issued by myself to myself.

However, that wasn't even a fake holiday for me cause I had so much things to do and it's more tired than staying in Kampar for thesis and tests and reports. SIAL.

Reasons are:-

1. I have to help my mum on house chores.
2. I have to help my small sister on her school works.
3. I have to accompany father watch FIFA.
4. I have to accompany my siblings for heart-to-heart talk.
5. I have to accompany my siblings for watching shows.
6. I have to bring them to shopping and spend more time with them.
7. I have to be a one day personal driver to fetch my big sister that back from Kuching last Saturday.
8. I have to help my mother to fetch my cousins go back home.

Cousins.

Cousins.

Which caused me stuck in the jam for almost 2 hours. The journey was supposed to be 30 minutes ONLY. FML. Not fun at all fetching student.

Klang punye orang don't drive politely, FYI.

Then when fetching my big sister from LCCT. Worse!

All the entrance to parkings are blocked due to FULL.
Then, I've to go round and round and round and round and round. She told me 1.45pm INCLUDE delay time. Then I see her only at 2.15 pm. T_____________________T

This is the rich man. Summon all around like no tomorrow. I wanted to go to the toilet so I had to park illegally first. And my mum and brother insisted to go shopping X.x so I fai fai go toilet. The blardy toilet was cleaning at one side so there were numerous ladies were waiting, including me T____________________T

After toilet, I again fai fai run on car and I see this rich man walking around gonna start his work dee so I continue round and round and round and round. AIRASIA should make some improvements on it I guess. Don't be like UTAR.

After they made 2000+ cars have to park outside under HUGE risks and walking from far far away to classes that is not a right thing already. They still do not allow the entrance even though the car has sticker (but different car plat numbers). FTL. I do not know until what extend what they wanna do to the students. C'mon la. I should ask the president park the car outside east gate and walk to Block A.

If they say we should go university by bicycle, I will ask the president to do so. And see where the hell is he going to park the bicycle with numerous "NO PARKING FOR BICYCLE" signs there.

puff**

Come back to something relax.

Look at this see what you can observe.

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It's written, SINGH IS KING.

I found it very yao seng kak. So I captured id down.

p.s. Happy Holiday to Penang lang today!

♥ my life being packed and busy~

I was back to Jalan Tepi Sungai, Teluk Pulai, Klang on Wednesday right after IPC (Interpersonal Communication) tutorial.

To service my Viva. Buhoo. It's one year old now and it has been accompanied me in 20300++ km all the while lolx... and after that also I don't think I'll have time to come back dee lors.

Yesterday was an interesting day. I did so many things in a day and I felt the sense of achievement greatly XD

#1 Car service. Changed the engine oil and oil filter. Yesterday only I know engine oil originally is not black one =X stupidme.

And I was being bitten by mosquitoes like 82734986234 times there.

Mosquito loves me. And I don't think I'd ever accept their love!!!

#2 Then went for car tire service. It wasn't plan but since I was free after the car service and since it's weekday I guessed it won't be much people so I went to service my car's alignment cause I realized something wrong when I was driving.

I thought it was just alignment problem manatau, have to spend another RM 70 to change the two tire supporters cause they were the one caused the main problem, not the alignment.

Then I got  not enough money so I called my mum and debt under her name first FML lol...

#3 While I was waiting there comes this Minicooper that made all of them in the tire shop so fascinated with it. [oh gawd I non stop sneezing Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

After that, I had to fetch my cousins back to home from school so I shunbian go AEON to shop for cosmetics and cut my hair [damn emo with the saloon FTL]

#4 very messi room.

Ya talk about the saloon. It was cutting edgez I went since I only wanna cut a bit but she [an old auntie i duno how she gets there, I mean, Cutting Edgez is under APT Ugh FTL.] she keeps cutting left then make my hair so thin then say right looked very thick now so cut more then cut left again FTL and she said oh you see looked so thin so cut right again to make it balance. Worst is she wanted to continue. GO DIE PLS!! But I stopped her cause something wrong with my sister's hair pity her she so kelian. If I didn't stop her, I am a botak now T________T

What happened to my sister was, she wanted to cut a bit to look tidier but FTL again, she made my sister's hair into boy hair cut. FTL FTL FTL!!!!! Sheebai aunties. Always think they are right. See the conversation we had.

ME: why cut until so short? I thought she said cut a bit only? [damn pissed off now even it happened yesterday]

Sheebai aunty: Yala cut a bit means ONE INCH or TWO INCHES ma. [ go die la don't stop the world turning] 

I looked at her hair and wanted to say "i cut your long hair for two inches then i tell you that is cut a bit lah kay" But I didn't and ...

ME: 1 inch and 2 inches is for long hair people don't you know that? [wanted to say you cut hair for so long you don't know wan?]

Sheebai aunty: Yameh only long hair can meh? [FHL la] Never mind la hair will grow wan [FHL x 84502394753094753094753098470394769386]

I thumbs up when she said that.

ME: ya, hair will grow ya ya. [ wanted to say I cut your hair and tell you hair will grow wan, should have done that ]

Gonna curse them kaokao in my subconscious mind. CAN OLD PEOPLE LISTEN!? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And due to another sheebai aunty keep making my hair thiner and thiner so I've a lot of short hairs are so outstanding now. Really FTL la. Sienz.

It was supposed to be a greater day. Cause before the shit happened me and sister enjoyed buying things around.

Out of topic a while. This is what I get from Project Alpha S2 contest. @@

An ADIDAS deodorant. 

That was MADE IN SPAIN!!!! Gonna give it to Kari cause he ♥s SPAIN so much, more than me.

Second item was this cap. That-is-all.

And before the saloon disaster as stated above, I went to Body Shop for my very first cosmetic set (eyes only la) in my entire life.

Pencil sharpener.

Mascara.

Pencil eyeliner.

Brow definer.

This glove to scrub my body. Didn't plant to buy it. It was bought to reach RM 150 to be a member there. I didn't wanna be a member also. But because you know, I soooooooo lazy to bath so may be this would help. LOL!

Eye make up remover.

Facial wipe to remove debris and make up as well. This is very useful!

And this mosquito remover. Not sure whether it helps. My legs now are full with 50 cents and 1 cent. T________________________________T

p.s. Okla papa I am attending the graduation ceremony la kay conpirm!

p.p.s. I used to like Cheesie very much. But not after seen her in Project Alpha S2 and her "ugly people are meant to be ugly" entry. No more with her  =)

Paul the German Octopus picks Spain & RONALDO HAS A BABY-BOY!

"UPDATE!! the octopus is fake wan.. It was after photoshoped by some bloggers. The image was originally from prediction of Germany VS Serbia."

The ohriginel image.

But Ronaldo's baby-boy is so real wan. I just started to like him and he is a father now.

boohoo..

Suddenly this Paul so fehmes and I bet there will be a lot of baby named under Paul, includes Cristiano Ronaldo's new born baby-boy, thanks to his wild US holiday last summer.

Why is Lampard's goal being denied. The truth is here...

 for God's sake. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

World Cup players in Bikini wtf...

I so don't want my boyfriend to see this. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Presenting you the World Cup unofficial weedeo..

So guys...

Have you spray blood yet?

Or your hands get gatal yet?

Or feel like going toilet yet?

Zzzzzzzzzz

Girls  to UP-SUPPORT this weedeo.

Guys  for what you've seen. Zzzzz

p.s. Apparently I am jehles-ing.

GRANPA GAGA! Have you ever seen?

If no. Here you go!!!!!

(please see below)

If yes, no harm seeing again ♥♥♥

World Cup Referees Coulibaly, Larrionda Sent Home After Errors in Matches

Padan muka betul. So with the title above, it proves that Larrionda wasn't assassinated, yet.
I am not an England fans but I view it from a normal human sense. This really padan muka.

The below image is from a convincing source and supported by even convincing source!!

Farewell Larrionda and Coulibaly the linesman, you both are IDIOTS!!!!!

Jorge Larrionda was assassinated this morning at South Africa.

From the entry here, we all know that yesterday in the GER vs ENG match, one goal made by Lampard was disallowed by the referee Jorge Larrionda.

Jorge Larrionda

And from a news I have read, stated that he was assassinated by one of the England football fans this morning at South Africa.

This is the news now spreading around the world, regardless of you believe it, or not.

If you do not know how to read mandarin, lemme do a translation for you. Just a brief one with key point.

"The South Africa Telecast reported that at 0000 28th June, Jorge Larrionda was assassinated when he was walking out from the stadium. Larrionda's head was being shoot by gun with thirteen shots. His heart was also being shoot. The crime scene was horrible and now the case is under investigation."

I do not know how real this news is but it's now spreading all around the world, especially in China ONLY. You get what I mean?

I don't think it's real one though.

But there is a FB page was created and it was name "Jorge Larrionda deserves to die!!!"

Please see below.

Not your "below" but below of this page =.=

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[source: Facebook.com]

HAHHAHA!!!

 for anything you like XD

A young man passed away in Standard Chartered KL Marathon 2010 today.

[update: in the 8 p.m. news just now, the reporter only mentioned who get the champion and who's the 1st runner for the event. They didn't mention single word about this tragedy.]

... due to negligence of medical assistance and medical aids along the marathon track.

The tragedy was happened in Dataran Merdeka in a marathon organized by Standard Chartered.

The young man, Lim was not feeling well during the running session.

He was collapsed and no medical assistance were offered until 20 minutes later. During the 20 minutes, the DBKL officers were just standing there and stare at them and did nothing.

People around, including a doctor tried to help so that his pulse didn't stop. Lim's pulse stopped twice and the participants and the doctor helped to  regain Lim's pulse for twice.

When St. John's ambulance was there, they have no adequate medical devices to help Lim. Hence, the ambulance sent Lim to Hospital Kuala Lumpur in a very rapid speed.

However, Lim has passed away due to the inadequate of medical equipment and professional medical assistance on the marathon track and during he was in the ambulance.

This case is another should-not-happen-tragedy after the BHP petrol station refused to borrow fire extinguisher case.

And this time, the DBKL officers would claim that they thought Lim was just acting and playing around with his friend so they never bothered to give a hand while the kind people were all doing CPR for Lim and helping.

This, is this a Malaysia culture?

For much detailed, please click here to read what is written by the man who did CPR for Lim.

 and share this with your friends. Awareness is needed seriously.

R.I.P. Lim.

Cacing mating.

When I was rushing to toilet after

... the Fermentation Technology lecture this morning. 

Some embarrassing and awkward scene happened, where, the two organisms saw me pee-ing and I was watching them fucking each other while I was pee-ing. @@

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Tada!~~~ [photo taken after I peed.]

So lovely. Initially I thought it's some soil or dirt thing luckily I didn't step on it when I was running into the toilet.

Wanna know how their kids look like?

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[Image source from Wikithepedia]

Tada~~ No surprise cause all identical wan sien. But they have no problem recognizing their kids also cause their kids only have one name, which is cocoons. HAHHAHAHHAHHA!!! Okay not funny.

I totally forgot earthworm needs mating to reproduce. Ughh...

Cause when I was a kid someone my dad told me when we cut the earthworm into half and there got two and that is how they being "produced".

And it is true cause when I was a kid I was am a very very naughty girl and I cut the earthworm using shovel and they can still move and survive.

But it's okay non of my business also cheh.

And surprisingly, I found out something when I was googling.

1. Earthworm are all bisexual, as they have both male and female sex organ.
2. Earthworm is the strongest sex partner ever (stronger than anyone of you or your boyfriend)  because they have two testes.
3. Earthworm enjoyed the most interesting fucking session in the entire world because they are able to fuck the same species and also being fucked by the same species, at different time la of course.

Interesting isn't it? =)

Nose shit.

I was supposed to take a nap for the Portugal vs Brazil tonight but because I am tired of schools and studies dee.. so crap back to the topic.

But I have thought of such a good topic while I was falling asleep so I must talk about it!!!!!

You won't know that kinda feeling when you're about to fall into dreamland and suddenly something PUFF* pops out in your mind and that is so great!! [so excited right now YAY YAY!!]

Alright, apparently I was dicking my nose when I was about to sleep just now and then suddenly I recalled back when I was still a kid right, I always wanted to keep my nose shit when there is unique shape of it or the size of my nose shit is un-explainable HUGE. And I wanna keep them in some boxes like match boxes. I actually having this habit also when I was cutting my toe nails or finger nails when there are awesomely huge and unique nails and I'd like to keep it.

Then, one day I found out my nose shit to put inside the match boxes is a bit too dala dala.. As in, it'll lost easily. And then I was looking for a solution to solve this problem la apparently. THEN!!!!

You know what I was thinking? HAHAHHA!!

I was thinking to have a special room to store all my nose shit for my whole life. Unfortunately my house is too small to accommodate all my nose shit for 60 years ( I assume I'll survive until next 40 years la). So, ya baby,  eventually I didn't do the crazy thing. If not I'll be very rich now selling my nose shit to the whole world.

Because there is a doctor from Australia stated that eating nose shit is good for health and improves your lymphatic system, provided the nose shit is freshly dig from your nose.

p.s. I never denied all the doctors are having Permanent head Damage problem kays.

If you don't believe in me you can read this short article (in mandarin wan la paiseh) and it tells you everything.

p.p.s. This entry is for entertainment purpose only. However if you really tasted your nose shit please lemme know how it tastes like I desperately wanna know XD XD

My dad's impression towards Nuffnang (Malaysia) Office.

If you all are wondering why the heck my dad did in Nuffnang office,

lemme tell you why now la kay.

Last Friday, I was supposed to go Nuffnang office by 6 p.m. from Kampar but due to the delay of the Genomics practical session that I had, I couldn't be there on time cause the practical supposed to end at 4 p.m. but I told you there were some delay things going on. I cannot reach KL like in 1 hour and 15 minutes la kay from Kampar.

And why would I go to Nuffnang office in the first place?

Cause I won the Nuffnang Project Alpha Season 2 contest. Not the grand prize no worries the result isn't out yet I think.

I am one of the daily quiz winner.

So, since Nuffnang not going to open for me on Saturday and Sunday, and how coincidence it was my father going to accompany my sister for VISA interview (she's going to the States) therefore he went to Nuffnang office for me to collect the prize la. Then!!!

Then!! My father text me when I was in the 8 a.m. class once he reached there and told me that the place there like very hidden and shaded =.= I do not know what does that mean la. But anyways!!!

Then finally Nuffies were there liao (so early and punctual) then he told me things he got was a cap and a lotion.

Most importantly, he described Nuffnang office as like those ciplak companies trying to con little girls or so.
He said:"ah girl, the company combined two rooms together wan and there were only few tables in the office and that's all. It looks like you being "utilized" already."


But I thought from the "coffee with nuffies" images on Nuffnang blogpost the office looked quite okay wan?? =.=

And I have told my dad for quite some time I win this and win that from Nuffnang and he doesn't believe in me. He said:"recently there are a lot of cases where those people let you win something as a bait then they require you to pay back few thousands ringgit. DO NOT GET CHEATED! (with the attachment of newpaper news about some auntie or uncle being cheated wan)"


As for me I won't give any comment about it cause I never been there before HA!!

For nuffies, that is merely my dad's opinion. No offense ya!!

MUA MUAH~~

After I give you kisses, now NANG ME!!!

The sunrise...

I love seeing sunlight comes into my house (both in Kampar and Klang) every morning.

That is one of the reason I wake up very early and get myself prepared for the sunlight.

To catch the moment when it shines into my house at the first second.

I always say I am not good in socializing.

Up until this second, right now, I am still not good in socializing.

Tonnes of things happened in my class for over century and I still don't know.

Or should I say I am not good in "pat" things?

There are so many things waiting my right now and my brain is already exhausted not even after arrange which are important and which are urgent.

So, I am signing off for a sleep now.

Before you go off.....

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NANG ME!!!!!

small room with big dream...

i know i shouldn't. but this is always what i did.

i mean, self conversation. to make myself better or not, i don't know.

it doesn't seem helping me a lot but i doing that since i was born so for over 20 years i don't think i can change it by now but to make it a producing positive results.

lying on bed thinking so much of things and predicting the future things that is part of my life. and it normally take the whole day or at least half of the day.

there is no specific meaning for my photos so whatever you think it is then it is la kay. haha. and that is always what i think also. my prediction always goes correct. i know before i really go and talk to that person. i know we shouldn't be bias or what la but my first feeling towards that person by just seeing them (without need to talk to them) i already know they have brain in their head or taufu, or some other things. the sixth sense almost always correct.

now, i so feel like going ipoh but there is nothing in ipoh that makes me fancy because i am a city girl that immersed in the flower flower world of kuala lumpur. how good if kampar has subway.

next wednesday, courtesy of biological science society and another society's name that i am not so sure, i was being invited to be their emcee together with my vice chairman of src last time big jon and i know that night will be an awesome night.

as time goes and after four years i spent my precious teens in utar. three years of degree life with same geng of people and believe or not up to you. my bonding with them is the van der waals bond, which is, the weakest wan. i think one day if i die and suddenly disappear from utar they wouldn't know also. i thought i am quite good with one of them (is a guy) but just somehow when i realize there are so many updated things that i do not know, i doubted whether i am you know, exists. i am not blaming him la cause he has no responsibility on that i am just doubting. k. doubt. just wonder.

as for my blogging life. apparently i am not exist also. i really think i write better than many of them but their followers and traffics are way much higher than mine. it probably due to my socialization skill is an E to be existed in this world. next time after i die, i'll meet the angels or gods and they'll probably give something like this to me.

1. kindness - D
2. attitude - C
3. wealth - B+
4. socialization - E
5. number of friends in the human world - n/a

not to say about blogging sphere, but a lot of people just doesn't like me for no reason. i always think people doesn't like me because i am not able to sampat and do not have advanced back-stab knowledge.

this world is really full of bitch.

bitch is

• someone who thought the world is too peace
• someone who always touch your hands and share things with you in the public but stab your back in the private corner
• someone who deserves the oscar award
• someone who speaks in very high pitch in fronta guys
• someone who not necessarily being hated by people
• someone who sometimes very famous among the same species
• someone who i don't like (most of the time)

and i'd like to name them Canis lupus bitche.

but sometimes the world wouldn't be fun without Canis lupus bitche, weird isn't it?




p.s. the dream of mine i wouldn't say it out cause i guess many of you know wishes that you said it out will not come true wan. sien.

"hello, anybody hear me?"