爱情和大便的相同

Small eyes BIG world:
大便来的时候谁都阻止不了，没有的时候你怎样逼都逼不出来；大便那瞬间很畅快；大便看似一样但其实每次都不一样；冲不走就会留下很臭的味道，冲得走就干净利落……

-我没有那个头脑去联想爱情和大便，是我今天上班看了3本men's uno的收获！哈哈……

书里还教男人们怎样做爱，有三种：
(i)站着-话说法国人常实行这种方法。条件是男人腰力够好。因为女人要将一只（或双脚）都放在男人的腰间
(ii)69型-这是当两者（多过两者或例外）想要simultaneously（同时）口交时可以尝试的。梁朝伟的回形针就暂时放在一边吧！条件是男人要斯文和温柔些因为女人的私处很敏感。
(iii)坐着-女人坐在男人的腿上面。方便女方找寻适合的姿态。

-有一位女人说
做爱做的事后，最不想男人做的是冲凉、睡觉、抽烟、看球……而是紧紧抱着她入眠……

[The most energetic and powerful in our body is our tongue.]
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Above is Sudoku Toilet roll. Can I have one? Cause I used to bring StarTwo into toilet and I poo poo and play Sudoku at the same time XD

It works like this. Cun not?


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By the way I saw this on SinChew Daily today and I feel like going but it cost me rm4000 if I wanna go but I really feel like going. Anyone can sponsor me ah?



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Citi Men Shop
(google could not found anything about this company I wonder why!?)

Ok this is the place I am working now. These are the two men I working with. They are brother with same type of specs ==

Things that I do today,

1. I went there 20minutes earlier and one of them asked me not to come so early.
2. I read newspaper for around an hour after that dapao white coffee ice for both'em.
3. I wiped the glasses after each every customer ciao.
4. I arranged everything that is tidy to make them look MORE tidy. ==
5. I went toilet for around 5times.
6. I sat for almost 75% of the 10.5 hours.
7. I ate my lunch+read+sms+listen to musics.
8. I read 3men's uno.
9. And I am getting rm1200 30days later. =D

Henceforth,

CAN ANYONE GIVE ME SOME IDEAS WHAT TO DO FOR THE 75% TIME(aka that 7.8 hours??)

I no need to tarik customers cause they have their list in the computer. Actually even if I pull also useless cause all the items here sounds K(kilo)ones means thousands la.

And I got to know this. Saw the animal above? Those are Tibet's goats they are actually going to extinct already but human using their fur to.............. ok is actually illegal. One coat cost at least rm20k thank you.



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At the same time I am actually looking for wardrobe for ME and another 2 sisters.
Kathy spotted this from IKEA catalog. We are wondering whether to buy from IKEA or design ourselves.

Well this is okay with me.

But I prefer something like this. It looks nice. But don't know applicable or not HAHA!