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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Men's talk

AT 10:52 PM 0 beep(s) to KahYee
kah yee's corner:
Click here to see the most complicated watch in the world. This technology named tourbillon. This kinda watch is the most valuable in the current market.
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Random's




Mr. Nelson. I'd like to call him Mr Nel cause he is very niao




Cheng Hai my ex-classmate and one of the boss of the CitiMenShop. This boss very good in giving philosophy lecture XD

So, these are the men. They all agreed with guys will hardly appreciate after they GOT the girl.
Um, I don't know?
Mr Nel bombing how his buddy(whom always come this shop and chat with me also) court girl wth this kinda buddy. ==


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Meeting in PJ for Japanese Cultural Show
Chin Kuan and Yew Tat



....with my 3purples HAHA!




For fun. I am actually showing the toilet bowls. XD



=.=




Ivan Ooi and Pearly!!




Then you know how "interesting" the meeting was. ==




When for lunch after first meeting. Jack's Place.





I was bored. No customer today. Not even a mosquito.


Friday, October 3, 2008

insist

AT 9:53 PM 11 beep(s) to KahYee
wtf...

if you wanna insist you please go to the toilet and shit please. cause you only can insist to let the shit comes out.

when people insisting something, you are actually narrowing your mind and give your brain a boundary..................


and 其母之

i don't wanna type already cause my mum asked me to do housework.

is not that i don't wanna do but i hate people interrupt when i am blogging. you can ask me what is the meaning if you don't know what is


其母之!!!!!


Thursday, October 2, 2008

My job is talk to rich men.

AT 10:33 PM 4 beep(s) to KahYee
Today, my job is talk to rich men.
Today, I managed to read one men's uno only cause my eyes lazy to look at words. And today there are a group of BIG HUGE customers came over and there are 2men accompanying a JP to order blouse and whatever. Problem is when I key-in the JP's name I did not key-in "JP". After that my boss asked me why I did not key-in J-P I said [because JP is not a name]. He asked me:" Do you know what is the meaning of JP. I said [yes I do is a kind of pangkat] then I diam. ==


Ah, my legs are so sexy. Xp


Then both bosses taught me a lot of stuffs. There are 3 types of watches, the best watch, the best jewelry, the best fabric, the top excellent spec, shoes, garments, etc. I talk listen talk listen talk listen talk listen .............. for around 5 hours I think. I learnt a lot from them.


I accidently cut my left thumb with my right hand thumbnail. !!!!!!!!!!
It looks like nothing but if infected by bacterias or some viruses omg so serious can!?
Bleed like what you don't know T.T
I need someone's kisses to cure it can.

Okay is about my dad now. I told my dad that I spoke to so many people today and my dad told me they talked to me with purpose. They are opening some paths for their Boss and I actually don't understand what he said. AT ALL! and when I further asked, he said:" pretty girl." WTF! He was saying they are approaching me for whore purpose can I screw him? Argh and HE IS MY DAD! defecate!

He makes me feels this world our men are all wolf la come on. SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!!!


Wednesday, October 1, 2008

爱情和大便的相同

AT 10:42 PM 0 beep(s) to KahYee
Small eyes BIG world:
大便来的时候谁都阻止不了,没有的时候你怎样逼都逼不出来;大便那瞬间很畅快;大便看似一样但其实每次都不一样;冲不走就会留下很臭的味道,冲得走就干净利落……

-我没有那个头脑去联想爱情和大便,是我今天上班看了3本men's uno的收获!哈哈……

书里还教男人们怎样做爱,有三种:
(i)站着-话说法国人常实行这种方法。条件是男人腰力够好。因为女人要将一只(或双脚)都放在男人的腰间
(ii)69型-这是当两者(多过两者或例外)想要simultaneously(同时)口交时可以尝试的。梁朝伟的回形针就暂时放在一边吧!条件是男人要斯文和温柔些因为女人的私处很敏感。
(iii)坐着-女人坐在男人的腿上面。方便女方找寻适合的姿态。

-有一位女人说
做爱做的事后,最不想男人做的是冲凉、睡觉、抽烟、看球……而是紧紧抱着她入眠……


[The most energetic and powerful in our body is our tongue.]
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Above is Sudoku Toilet roll. Can I have one? Cause I used to bring StarTwo into toilet and I poo poo and play Sudoku at the same time XD



It works like this. Cun not?


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By the way I saw this on SinChew Daily today and I feel like going but it cost me rm4000 if I wanna go but I really feel like going. Anyone can sponsor me ah?



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Citi Men Shop
(google could not found anything about this company I wonder why!?)
Ok this is the place I am working now. These are the two men I working with. They are brother with same type of specs ==




Things that I do today,
  1. I went there 20minutes earlier and one of them asked me not to come so early.
  2. I read newspaper for around an hour after that dapao white coffee ice for both'em.
  3. I wiped the glasses after each every customer ciao.
  4. I arranged everything that is tidy to make them look MORE tidy. ==
  5. I went toilet for around 5times.
  6. I sat for almost 75% of the 10.5 hours.
  7. I ate my lunch+read+sms+listen to musics.
  8. I read 3men's uno.
  9. And I am getting rm1200 30days later. =D

Henceforth,

CAN ANYONE GIVE ME SOME IDEAS WHAT TO DO FOR THE 75% TIME(aka that 7.8 hours??)


I no need to tarik customers cause they have their list in the computer. Actually even if I pull also useless cause all the items here sounds K(kilo)ones means thousands la.



And I got to know this. Saw the animal above? Those are Tibet's goats they are actually going to extinct already but human using their fur to.............. ok is actually illegal. One coat cost at least rm20k thank you.



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At the same time I am actually looking for wardrobe for ME and another 2 sisters.
Kathy spotted this from IKEA catalog. We are wondering whether to buy from IKEA or design ourselves.
Well this is okay with me.
But I prefer something like this. It looks nice. But don't know applicable or not HAHA!


Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Mua first job eva.

AT 11:20 PM 4 beep(s) to KahYee
Kah Yee's corner:
[巧克力或热牛奶]

{感性和理性指数各半,经常混搭,不按牌理出牌}

我是个完美主义者,热爱艺术和浪漫,懂得享受、有品味。有时理性得过分,有时又感性得可以,令人捉摸不定。成熟时常会流露孩子气的一面,但也会突然产生很任性的情绪。


这是一个心理测验分析出来的,我一般很少相信心里测验,但这个真的很准……不信可以问凯里……
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Okay, the first job in my life.
For your info, it is not ME who don't wanna work. After SPM I found an office job for rm1000/month but due to the out of sudden decision which is wanna study foundation in UTAR, I rejected it.

The second one was at GUESS. I was offered rm5/hr and on Public Holidays, they offered me rm15/hr but due to so lack of time(because semester break 3 weeks only and I was in charge in few UTAR orientation activities) so again, I let the airplane flew.

After so so so and so many incidents and whatever it is, the first job I got is
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Ya, selling Chinese Tea @ Aeon Bukit Tinggi

You: What the hell biotecnology related to Chinese Tea? I mean, how the hell Chinese tea relates to Biotechnology?
Me: Because Chinese Tea is good for health and Biotech is about Bio, human, health, etc so they are related.
You: ARgh cut the crap...
Me: Ok, both related to money so they are related.

Stood for 10.5 hours (approximately la) and get rm42/day.
My legs almost break. It is true. If you don't believe, you can try and see.



Due to the tea shop wants part-timer only, thus I went to a few other shops such as
Speedy,
Popular,
Souvenir Shop,
THREE furniture shops,
Jewelry shop,
Watson (wth Watson gives only rm700/month for FULL-TIMER!!),
Organic Shop,
Fitness First,
I even thought of to be a nurse at Poliklinik cun not?

Almost all I failed cause I was looking for temporary job only. I got some replies but those offered were ci-pu-lak-cheap one so I rejected them.



However! I went Klang Parade the other day and I tried to look for job and I met my ex-classmate Lim Cheng Hai and he told me the shop he worked previously has vacancy so at first I was wondering to walk-in or not but in the end due to the eager of not wasting time for 3 months and the desperation of MONEY!!!!! I decided to.......
walk-in and I filled in a card regarding to my identity+resume stuffs around half an hour later they called me back and I met the Mr K.K. Jee and I got my FIRST EVER full time job for rm1200/month but need to sell my time from 11am(1030am to be accurate) up to 930pm (PRECISELY 930pm!!!). wtf ==
Can I read when I am working?



Okay, stand until my legs really going to patah I got rm84 . T.T
I knew money not easy to earn looooooooooong time ago la. But the problem is my sister has the intention to swallow my money and she threaten me to buy her books. Those are not normal books but
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COMIC BOOKS!! wth


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Anyways by knowing I am getting rm84 I am quite happy so I and my second sis that insist don't wanna stay at home cause house renovating darn noisy so we went to KLCC for....
fun.

We actually planned to go Petroscience and eat Baskin Robins cause is 30th got 30% off so happy!!! weeeee~~~~~~~~ =D
BUT!!!!
Celaka Petroscience off from 30th Sept until 4th Oct for Raya purpose and our KLCC actually don't have Baskin Robins can you imagine that?

KLCC DON'T HAVE BASKIN ROBINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got Baskin' Boys ==


Well KLCC so big without Petroscience we won't die at least they have Cinema (Yippee Tuesday is Ladies Day!) and Kinokuniya~~

We watched Paint Skin which was quite lame but better than nothing la.



Nah this is mua 2nd sis, she is so cute one lar anyone wanna date her can call me I can sell her to you
(wtf I am selling my sis ==)


We then went Kinokuniya. And this sis she recently jatuh cinta kepada komik below.
She spent more than hundred on it and 20% of the hundred were from me this good sis!
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I read this book. I actually wanna buy it when I went lepak with Clement and Kum Hoong but then the price is rm42 so I decided to finish as much as I can in an hour time. T.T
Poor people is like that bo bian.
(guys don't be so stupid buy me this book again cause I already read all the part I like in this book so if you wanna buy please buy others la)
Authors that I like are: 吴淡如,刘庸,吴若权,戴志成……
Buy me some comics I don't mind also actually XD



I love this area so next time if you see this place and if you are generous enough I don't mind if you wanna buy me ALL-OF-THESE-BOOKS haha X.x






By the way, I found this ring in master bed room and it is not belongs to anyone in my house but I own it now since I found it and it is purple and it still looks so nice and so ngam size. HAHA!




This baby sony cost me rm60 T.T cause the previous Panasonic dah rosak dah!



Alright I am going to work today (1st Oct) so I needa go to bed now (I haven't shower) so wait for my updates and....
whatsoever la ==


Monday, September 29, 2008

我也要结婚!!

AT 2:32 PM 2 beep(s) to KahYee

梁朝伟、刘嘉玲,胡静,林丹、谢杏芳, 曹格、刘德华老婆的姐姐,还有谁?

把婚姻当儿戏?不好意思,我玩不起……sorry.

干嘛酱多人结婚啊?我也要结婚!!

有谁,
愿意娶我……啊?


Thursday, September 25, 2008

Leadership workshop

AT 8:33 PM 4 beep(s) to KahYee
This workshop cost rm120 but I got it for free.



This is Ivan, the Sg Long SRC Vice-Chairman. He saved all of us who attended this workshop.
Without him, the workshop will be like ......................


I don't know what Coke (left one) looking at. HAHA! See I so hardworking. The right one is Ah Piang!


Xiakaps, my team name.



Mind map by Ivan HAHA! He has the potential to be an artist. Te

Take 1.



Take 2!!



Take 3...of my team members. =D




The fat me, and the trainer Ms Malar(means flower in tamil).


The second day....
The whole gang. Can you spot me? HAHA!



Friends from Faculty of Engineering and Science (Setapak). Ya I know I am from Kampar but they are my seniors ma that's why. I am alone there which from Kampar.



See? ALONE FROM KAMPAR!!! sob.... T.T




Guys from FAM Sg Long



Students with SoftSkill staffs. =)



Min Li and ME! My eyes so BIG o.O



Me and Amanda~~



After 2 days of workshop, I got this.
Thank you everyone~
I had loads of fun!!


Tuesday, September 23, 2008

My leg is bitten/hurt by some don't know what

AT 11:51 PM 2 beep(s) to KahYee
See? SEE??????
SEE?????????????????????????????
Ok not so clear right?




Nah!!!!!!!!!!!
Still cannot see? Okay never mind.





NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't puke la. I am so kesian you know. Don't know bitten or hurt by what kind of organism. May be virus, bacteria, archaea, fungus, mosses, mammals, reptilia, insects? wth I studied too much of biodiversity and ecology.


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