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Thursday, November 29, 2007

United Democratic Bribery States of Malaysia

AT 9:22 AM
Capital :
Tanjung Rambutan
Previous capital :
Largest city :
City Nurhaliza
Official languages:
Rojak - consist of Malay, Chinese and English.
Government :
- Paramount Ruler - Prime Minister - Head Of State - President
Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin Abdullah Ah-MAD BAD-awi Mahathir Moha-MAD Anuar I-Bra-Him
National Carp :
Plotong, Beroktua, KiaNasa
Major exports :
Durian, Jihad Terrorist, Quran, Moral Book, Pirate VCD & DVD, Pork, Water, Sewage (to Sinkaypoh ONLY), Cooking Oil, Condom, Hand gloves, Belacan, Nasi Lemak
National Icon :
KLCC, Toll, Duit Kopi, Unlawful Taxi Driver, Roadside Rubbish, Dirty Rubbish Bin, Polluted River and Beach, Vandalism, Snatch Theft, Double Parking and Dirty Toilet.
National Hero(es):
Mawi, Mat Rempit, Kerisman, Cicakman, Orang Utan, Ah Seng, Ah Long, Mamak, Macha, Gay 'Astronut'
Declarationof Independence:
If you're not lazy, you're not Malay,
If you're not greedy, you're not Chinese, If you don't get drunk every night, you're not Indian
Currency :
Religion :
I-Slamit, Rempit-mic, Rasuah-mic, Bogel-internet, Ayah-Pin, Mawi
26 million and 1.5 billion (Indonesian and other immigrants)

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