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Monday, August 31, 2009

IF.i.suddenly.pregnant!!!!

AT 10:28 AM


First thing first, my dad will kill be so me and the baby won't be around forever. (alright I wasn't concentrating on blog cause was reading suetli's blog)

Back to mine.

It's just kidding la cause hor I asked him for many times before he will definitely scold me til I become bleeding dog and he said he will be damn damn damn damn kecewa with me that is it.

I will tell you, for now, in this entry, at this moment, one day if I suddenly have baby before I get married, I will.....

still keep the baby for my own. To tell or not to reveal the identity of dad is another matter and it's depending cause I scared you know someone like my dad will call up and kill him LOL.

Then I will stop my uni life for one year until I finished delivering the baby and settle my body only I continue. Ya I will be late for 2 semester so what cause I am still young (wahlao I am so sombong). It's not I am young but I start my degree earlier than a lot of friends so consider can still drag for one or two years la.

And I believe if I got pregnant, my relatives all will laugh at me and see me in one kinda eye sight hate that (cause I now injured around my chest and everyone looking at it like I am an alien wtf T.T). Relatives will tease my parents too that is the saddest part cause I am from a DAMN conservative family okay apart from my mum I believe cause she told me she very open one but never ever ask her to take care of the child for me. And relatives will be talking/gossiping about me after they eat and before they sleep T.T

The child must be smart next time or else those relatives will really laugh till the day I die.

And of course my financial will meet the most severe crisis in my entire life like I sell all my shares to get a baby? FML.

You know, it's hard to say one cause even without intercoarse also sometimes will get baby (according to my law) so people outside, please be careful. There are cases happened already like my aunty's niece she is 27 already and got pregnant, which I think is ok cause she is 27 already but ended up my uncle keep laughing at people. You know what happened next? That uncle (has three sons already) got a baby accidently and the wife (the aunty I mentioned above) decided to (spend RM600) abort the baby. See!? We can NEVER EVER laugh at people.

If I have a baby I wanna be brave and tell people I am pregnant la so what be a strong mother and deliver a strong healthy baby.

But, what I should name the baby? Hmmmm... Will think about it later. FML.

p.s. I was thinking of this the half day yesterday I don't know why so I blog about it haaaaa.... May be it's a hint WTF WTF WTF =.=


12 beep(s) to KahYee:

Kellaw on Aug 31, 2009, 10:59:00 AM said...

dropping from innit. you wanna tell us you are preg isit? -_-"

well always play safe if you need. learn how to protect yourself to keep you away from things like this la.

i doubt your dad will kill the guy if it really happens. he might be angry for some time but in the end he will still accept the fact.

LimKahYee, Kylie on Aug 31, 2009, 11:27:00 AM said...

no la i am not la ahaha...

Kellaw on Aug 31, 2009, 11:37:00 AM said...

imagine your dad read your blog and suddenly "OMFG *proceeds to call your mum. Mummy you know our daughter preggie ar?" hahahaha

usually these kind of situation the mum sure faint from the surprise or jumps up and down happily cos she gonna get a grandchild(depends on the age of the girl) hahaha

LimKahYee, Kylie on Aug 31, 2009, 11:47:00 AM said...

my mum won't be happy cz my parents dont want any grand children this early LOL!

Kellaw on Aug 31, 2009, 11:53:00 AM said...

you never know. grandchild can keep them busy and company. hahaha

LimKahYee, Kylie on Aug 31, 2009, 11:57:00 AM said...

AH!! no they make it clear they don't want a grandchild so early XD

The Death Lord on Aug 31, 2009, 2:58:00 PM said...

then dun make them a grandchild lo. It's juz as simple as tat oni ma.

Bill Gates on Aug 31, 2009, 5:43:00 PM said...

You have any idea it cost to take care of one?

LimKahYee, Kylie on Aug 31, 2009, 7:24:00 PM said...

lord, ya la just my thought mar yor no harm expressing right?

Bill Gates, my dad told me it's cost infinitely. So, I have no idea but is unlimited ones la I think.

The Death Lord on Sep 1, 2009, 5:23:00 AM said...

Y suddenly you started tinking bout all these?

kenwooi on Sep 2, 2009, 12:39:00 PM said...

lol. why think about this if you're not pregnant? oh well.. sometimes we all think about silly unreasonable stuff huh? haha.. =P

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LimKahYee, Kylie on Sep 2, 2009, 12:47:00 PM said...

Ken, ya you are right ;) thanks for supporting me saying I am not pregnant LOL!

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