Told you was doing Pendidikan Moral paper yesterday. And it took me 2 and half hours it was freaking long. And the recipe I wrote yesterday during exam time was nice too HA!
- potato (my life-time fav)
- tomato
- garlic
- carrot
- baked beans
- mash potato
superb!!
And also was thinking the title for this entry wtfart. Please don't fail my moral =)
Alright, back to title, how I cheat in exam.
One day, my friend saw there were 12 questions in for multiple choice question then he was shocked cause he thought only 10 questions. Then I asked, why so nervous? Cause you only have 10 fingers? Haaa~~ ahh, never mind.
I started to cheat since I was in kindergarten. I was still so stupid when I was 5 or 6 so when I cheat, I only cheat at those diagrams or photos those figure-liked images that can be seen clearly. Imagine I was 5 years old so chubby then I tried to peep and force my eye balls move to the side and peep till so obvious. Did it when was having those ejaan (spelling) or draw those apple banana time.
Then proceed to primary school, don't dare to do it until standard 3 (till form 5) I think. That time was so famous with cheating in exam. That is the time kid started to be rebellious I think. And high school time is undeniable I cheat in high school with the frequencies of 1.00 which means, whenever I have test, I cheat XD XD but not very terrible one la.
There were few famous methods:
- Pass notes around
- Bring book put into drawer
- Exchange test paper
- Put paper into sharpener
- Use the UV light pen to write (there is once damn famous ma cause you can write then it's invisible then you can only see it using UV light or rub with some liquid LOL)
and I did none of the above.
Things I did were/are (some I am still doing it now FML):
- Write notes on hand (ie, fingers and nails not on palm)
- Write notes on scientific calculator (you know right the calculator is dark and very hard to see also when we write with pencil thus you can bring to exam hall without noticing by teachers) XD XD
- Peep damn obviously (I used to have eye power of 200 and still able to see the neighbour's answers when I take off my spec. So when I take off my spec I EXPECT teacher will not focus on me already cause teacher will thought I am unable to peep without spec XD wtfart I was so stupid)
- Bring plain paper but with invisible words on it (During Karangan, Essay time I cannot remember those bombastic words. Last time when we have to write karangan in exam, we need to bring our own paper one ma then I used to write those key points and bombastic words on a plain paper, with the karangan paper that I am going to use is allocated under the plain paper. Which means, everything I write on plain paper would be reflected on karangan paper too. When go into exam hall, if I cannot see my own writing, I can use pencil to shade and the shape of the words will appear!!! Brilliant me!!) XD XD
- Ask friend directly (it's risky cause your friend might hate you but Clement never help me one sien!!)
Then, every cheats end when I enter UTAR 2 years ago for foundation cause I did not see the meaning of cheating until recently. I so ego wanna re-cheat FML. Don't waste my potential ma LOL!
Alright, time to back to study cause I cannot cheat in UTAR finals .
T.T not cannot but don't want la T.T (say only don't believe in me)
OK BACK TO MOLECULAR BIO!!! Need to pray for my molecular bio really. Have lowest course work mark in my class for this k!! T.T
p.s. my mum said I study love when back to Kampar <3
7 beep(s) to KahYee:
i din noe u r so good in this... nex time i may try this ways too
Tell u 1 interesting story. a month ago my slippers were missing. Sum1 stolen it or accidentally tot it's his/her. Bt obviously it's stolen la rite? Ok.. So I bought a new pair of slippers as replacement. Tis time i bought a shiny(bright becoz of white color) jz to make it more distinct than other slippers around the hse coz there r few slippers at my hse r exactly the same in terms of size n design. A month later which is recently, my new slippers were missing bt my old slippers r back but torned up!! In conclusion, i tink tis guy/gal is too poor/cheap bcoz he/she can't afford his/her slippers n oni gets it by stealing others n I'm tat fella's primary target coz he/she noes which slippers i'm wearing(not sure isit bcoz of revenge or wat) or "ini myni mole" chose my slippers(coincidentally).Bt one tings for sure, it has to be the same culprit(confirmed) but unknown.
p/s:Jz wana share my opinion bout the theft ting u wrote previously.
LOL! Why me? T.T
LOL Jin, thanks for commenting. I think this is the first time you did, right? Thanks =)
Lord, yala no need post twice one I can see ma XD
Chouji, because it's YOU!!!! wtfart =.= never help me one T.T
Im using back the torned slippers now jz to make sure tat fella wont steal again. swt
"T.T not cannot but don't want la T.T (say only don't believe in me)"
*Dun worry I won't blif u.
"p.s. my mum said I study love when back to Kampar <3"
*Ya!! Veli obvious ur studying a sub called L.O.V.E with sum1(partner).. It's an assignment ma. Marks will b determined by ur partner's reaction towards u. In that way u will noe whether ur doing well ont. haha
Another way of cheating: write question on correction tape and pass it to friend .. haha.. or eraser..
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