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Saturday, September 5, 2009

first.menstruation.cycle,456times.in.my.life,

AT 7:16 PM
Again another femme entry after the pregnant entry. Men you can ignore this if you want la =)

My first time was in Standard 6. That day morning it was a weekend. I went to W.C. and when I wanted to pee I saw a patch of red in color thingy on my panties, I shouted my mum from W.C. and my mum asked you sure it is or not? I replied:" Ya it is!!" Then, my mum called my dad to tell him this good news. When he back from office he came to me and said"我的女儿长大了。" (my daughter grew up already.) with his don't know what kinda smile was that. Repeating for don't know how many times don't know what so proud of it. May be next time when my first daughter period, my husband will also do the same thing XD

The different case happened on my first sister that 14 months younger than me. She very steady and fearless and take it as nothing special.

I thought period is a very embarrassing thing so for the first 6 years (now is the 8th years happy 8th years anniversary swt) no one knows when I get period one including my family, even my roommate that sleep with me everyday. That can be hidden also because no leakage happened before in my entire high school days I was so happy in my heart and guess what, a few days before graduation leakage happened, I was fxcked!! and had to stuff my skirt under my bag so that no one realize it. Why this happened on me T.T

Since then, started to get more and more leakages happen when I sleep, in class etc and I can use many many crap reasons to cover my butt =.=

Most, but not all lady suffer from period pain and I have never suffer from period pain before until I talk to my friends that I never suffer from period pain and when the next period came and that was the freaking first time I suffer from it and it never leaves me anymore wtf me T.T

I'd never suffer from PMS too until the age of 19, few days before the period you can see me act very emo-ly and you know what happen. Luckily the my man is not frustrated with it (may be not now, few years later may scold me cause I PMS). Sayang and understanding from your bf is very important to reduce the pain. It works, at least on me la XD XD XD

Leakage when sleeping is the most tiring thing cause the sleeping position cannot change one wtfart for the first 2-3 days. I never wanted to use potty cause I cannot imagine some cylinder-like (thought of to use helical-like, study too much molecular bio, see that is the side effects wtfart) thingy being put in my private part, that must be ewhh.. Painful. Never want to try even there are a lot of good feed backs from friends duh........

When the first time I experience menstruation cycle, since my math so good wtfart I tried to calculate how many times of period I need to experience in my entire life FML. Like 1 year 12 months means minimum 12 times per year and say if I menopause ( I need to google this word cause I forgot what a biology student -.-) at age 50, 50-12=38 years, 38 x 12 = 456 times @@ that is a lot but now I actually want this number to increase till 900 cause I don't wanna menopause so early T.T

Another thing, different days I need to use different thickness of sanitary pads. Different brands too like first two days use Laurier cause the length is 32 cm with wings and then third and fourth use Kotex cause not so thick and no wing and more comfy then fifth and sixth use Laurier super thin one so troublesome right haih.

For some girls even need to worry if the period comes without any hints and do not follow the calendar one. Once I experienced period twice a month that is so fxcking annoying haha.

For some other girls then they might worry if no period means pregnant and their boyfriend will be fainted then we get to "yam hei zao" attend wedding ceremony already =)

p.s. Guys will you buy sanitary pads for girlfriend? My dad die die also won't buy for my mum. DIE ALSO HE WON'T!! cause he thought guy should not do this kinda thing one =X


16 beep(s) to KahYee:

Angie on Sep 5, 2009, 8:31:00 PM said...

u know what??? i DIE DIE also won't ask my bf to buy for me... feels weird la...i rather go buy it myself....imagine this --- "hey dear, can u plz go to the supermarket n get me some pads? i want laurier with a length of 32 cm and with wings. laurier ya!! i dun like kotex."....save ur bf/husband from the headache of trying to figure out the brand, length and absence/presence of wings...lol!!! =D

Angie on Sep 5, 2009, 8:32:00 PM said...

btw....i like this post =D

dSaint on Sep 5, 2009, 8:37:00 PM said...

why not? buy pad is like buying any other thing. no biggie.

LimKahYee, Kylie on Sep 5, 2009, 10:05:00 PM said...

Angie, this incident will happen is when girls period pain cannot move and when period time no more pads when you're unable to buy it ma hhahaha Xp

dSaint, so you think it's ok =D

The Death Lord on Sep 5, 2009, 10:19:00 PM said...

I heard from one of my female frens b4 that there is 1 panty with I tink net-like linings especially at the side to prevent leakage 1 but I dunno what kinda panty it's called. haha. I myself now not so sure d coz quite long ago d. U might wana find out bout tat if u wan2 sumwhere like internet or ask sum of ur female frens oso if u dare to. I agree with angie oso la, pad is sumtin tat u shouldn't ask a guy 2 buy. It's jz like a guy asking a gal to buy him condoms lidat ma. Else u should plan for urself by buying a large supplies of pads when ur well jz in case u might hav PMS until u can't move as precautionary step.

Angie on Sep 5, 2009, 11:07:00 PM said...

buy in bulk la
.........hahahaha...=D

LimKahYee, Kylie on Sep 5, 2009, 11:46:00 PM said...

Lord, don't think will try that cause that part very sensitive one mar =.=

Angie, ya usually I buy in bulk til the cashier will ask me kamu nak store ke? =.=

The Death Lord on Sep 6, 2009, 1:20:00 AM said...

Anyway, when u said ur parents mentioned "我的女儿长大了" reli makes me laugh coz it looks kinda exaggerating to me la. haha. U sure ont u alwiz leak 1 meh? Sleep in class oso leak?

kenwooi on Sep 6, 2009, 9:33:00 AM said...

this is interesting.. haha..
buy? erm.. maybe? =P

kenwooi.com

LimKahYee, Kylie on Sep 6, 2009, 1:36:00 PM said...

Lord, that is real thing ma he really said that and for several times also haih... =.=

Ken, actually I myself feel embarrassed when the first few times I buy so I can understand guys' feeling la hahaha..

The Death Lord on Sep 6, 2009, 2:31:00 PM said...

Anyway, everything has good and bad ma rite? Leaking maybe obviously a bad thing but the good thing is, it shows you that ur healthy coz gt alot of blood to spare and oso signifies that ur veli fertile(heard from my aunt but i'm not sure myself).

meninmenstruation on Jan 23, 2010, 7:06:00 AM said...

Hrm... got linked to here from your previous post... why do you NOT want menopause? O_o This is a really great post because it is so 'real' ... every girl wants menopause so she doesn't have to deal with it anymore, haha.

LimKahYee, Kylie on Jan 23, 2010, 7:19:00 PM said...

If I menopause, I could hardly get orgasm deee... HHAHAHA!!

meninmenstruation on Jan 24, 2010, 1:20:00 AM said...

OMFG.... a girl said that O_o so open... hahaha, that's awesome XD we need more girls like you, lol.. so hamsup!

LimKahYee, Kylie on Jan 30, 2010, 10:51:00 AM said...

i am nt hamsup. I am just more straight forward than other ladies k.. =.=

Prexus Swyftwynd on Feb 1, 2010, 12:43:00 PM said...

LOL! Sorwee lor :P

You are a GOOD, ANGELIC girl, ok? XD

Smile! =]

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